David and Curtis are going to see U2 in chicago tomorrow. This is a lifelong dream for Suiteness and we are all thrilled that it is finally happening.

In other news, Aaron, a.k.a. Sleezer Augustus, recently requested that he be henceforth known as "The Big Sleeze."

Also, Dave was at meijer a few weeks ago when he saw none other than adam knoll. To make a long and painful story short, dave was followed by Knoll all over the store, asked thousands of intrusive questions, and finally quizzed about cheeses while at the deli. Being a field mouse at heart, Dave did not appreciate the cheese interrogation, but was kind to Knoll the Troll nonetheless. Until, however, Knoll asked Dave the following question:

"Have you ever had mozerella cheese?"

Yes, he really did ask that question in all seriousness. Dave responded dumbfoundedly, "uh... yeah..." and knoll proceeded to explain the taste of mozerella to dave as if he had answered "no." It was both the strangest and the most uncomfortable experience of dave's life, and something he hopes to never think about again.

Seriously, how could you grow up in the united states and never eat mozerella cheese? It's on pizza for crying out loud! even lactose intolerant people eat mozerella cheese! Come off it! yet another reason why the actions of ryan davis and all his supporters cannot be condoned.

in other news, the Detroit Lions begin their season in a couple days and dave and a few other people are very excited. yeah, the lost every single game they played last year, but this is a new season, and a new hope. As Bono would say: "It's not where you've been, it's where you're goin."

just a reminder to anyone who may be wondering: Suiteness is still alive and strong. and anyone who says otherwise is a vile ruthless pig.

status report (alphabetically):

aaron bought a house in indiana and has a small dog named hurley. i mean a really small dog. with big creepy eyes.

curt is climbing mountains in california, moving back to gr for the summer soon and learning how to ride a motorcycle.

dave is up to his usual bag of tricks in g-rap. him and alison just had their one year anniversary.

johnny is getting married in 11 days. he has been working at pearle vision and requested that people call him "the pearl."

(the) josh ... no one really knows. he might be in grand rapids. he is probably still a really smart guy. and the blood of suiteness still runs through his veins, no doubt.

otto has been married for 17 wonderful days, more than half of which were spent in hawaii. he turned 24 yesterday. to celebrate he ate an entire live turkey in one sitting. feathers and all.

t-bone is having the first suiteness baby in six months. he is still kickin it florida style and still refuses to pay full price for a late pizza.

that's all. stay tuned.